The other day, I was over at Running With Books, and Belle was entertaining me with her witty writings about all things Fishy. I left her site thinking about the whole "fishy heaven" concept, and couldn't help but recall a fascinating product I once saw online. If my memory served me correct, which rarely it does, I just might have found a very practical, and convenient product.
I'd like to introduce you to the most gaudy fabulous toilet in the world. The FISH N' FLUSH! Go on....click on it. This post will mean nothing to you if you don't. I'll wait.....after all, I have things to do. I haven't click on my Top Momma Link in at least 15 minutes! Come back when you are done perusing all the wonder that is "Fish N' Flush!"
Okay...so you are back. What did you think? Are you not convinced that this is the most practical product on the market today? As Belle, so lovingly pointed out, the toilet is often referred to as "fishy heaven". When our pet fish turn belly up...then more often than not end up riding the big swirl right on down the toilet to destinations unknown. So I figure, why not put the actual fish tank right on the toilet, so that when the inevitable happens, it is a simply scoop and ploop. Just like that. Easy Peasy. Heck, this way, the other fish can actually attend the funeral of their fins up friend, and say their fishy farewells from their front row seat. How FABULOUS is that? What a sensitive and empathetic pet owner you would be. Who ever invented the Fish N' Flush must truly be an emotional connected individual. Their heart is in the right place, I tell ya.
Now don't everybody rush out and hastily purchase your Fish N' Flush today, as it is likely to take some time to budget in the $299 you'll need, but I know that with little sacrifices you can do it. I suggest buying the CHEAP toilet paper instead of the Charmin for awhile. That way when you are wiping yourself with a wad of tissue paper thin, scratchy sandpaper, you'll be reminded of your goal. Each and EVERY time. Soon you'll be perch upon your "fishy heaven" throne, and feeling pretty darn proud of yourself for being the most practical, and thoughtful pet fish owner EVVVVAAAA. I just know it!
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Makes Sense To Me
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Yes dear Lady I can feel it. Just as that comment came in I was actually highlighting your name from the list in the inblox. I am moving it over to a new blog folder my husband taught me how to do tonight. I was just parking you very comments at that very instant. I had over 5000 emails in my in box to file over to other folders just at that very instant I was high lighting your name your comment came in cool haw. Thank you for all your loving kindness and friendship over these several months . I am embraced. May you be also.
That's very odd! And $299, no thanks! Besides, my kids spend enough time in the bathroom, they don't need another reason to go in there!
Oh my word! As someone who is phobic of all things fishy, even I was impressed!
What a great way to help your fish deal with the grief of loosing a loved one. :) I am with Beth, my kids would NEVER leave the bathroom!!
Ewww!
That is funny. My kids would love that. Maybe it would help with potty training.
I love that post, it really made me laugh.
Have a great Sunday.
LMAO... who the heck thinks this stuff up?? I couldn't buy that, My son would be in the bathroom with his fishing pole before I knew it. Just this morning he asked me why he couldn't bring his fishing pole in the house... ummmm oh so many reasons dear boy.. so many reasons. :)
I'm not an angler, but yes, I love a fishy story!!!
LOL! Your post was hilarious :) I couldn't help but chuckle when I saw it too. Would this be like living with a graveyard just outside your front door? My kid would NEVER leave the bathroom either...
What will they think of next! That is tooooo funny. Kids would love it I guess!
i have troubles *going* if i'm being watched....
Nooooooo.
That is hilarious.
And the bubble noises, I thought it was my boiler. Hee hee.
Hey! What happened? I left a comment a few days ago but it didn't show up. Stupid laptop I am using.
Anyway, the toilet tank fish bowl, um, I don't even know what to say. I want to show it to Snags but I am afraid he will want one.
Funny thing, the hotel I am in while I am out of town has a bar in it and the bar top, where you set your drinks, is a long fish tank. Oh yes it is. If only I had my camera with me. I wonder how the fish feel about this? Lots of people coming up and sitting there everyday but mostly the fish see people's stomachs as they belly up to the bar.
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